Tony Blair

Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.

Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!

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Rah Rah

A Rugby Union fan.

A fairweather supporter

Likely to own a ten year old international replica shirt. Will never have been to a club game in his life.

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gordon brown

A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.

Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.

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Human Resources

The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.

The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.

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mod

a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em

back in those days there would be the mods and rockers
i wanna be a mod!

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foograss

A very tall type of grass that grows on the plains of the Sahara. It is known to house chameleons and vampire bats.

"I found a chameleon hiding amongst some foograss this day."

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Wrexham

1 "rex" from latin and "ham" from saxon, the name means "King's Town"
2 In reality, the most dirtiest, deprived, ugliest, dangerous and nastiest places I have encountered on the planet (from over thirty countries). In North East Wales, one of the UK's most economically backward areas. Full of chavs, welfare scroungers, honest people desperate to leave, awful buildings and a very corrupt local council. Wrexham is an ideal place to breed BNP sympathy, as now they have moved hundreds of illegal immigrants there. Please, just bomb it. Flat. With napalm. Anthrax. Anything.

Try to think of ten good things about, or from, Wrexham....
No, neither could I.

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