The Cat’s Pajamas

The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.

“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”

“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”

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