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End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.
"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"
Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!
Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"
7π 5π
"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"
Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)
Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"
6π 5π
Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.
Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.
Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.
8π 2π
A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.
According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.
12π 1π