City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

god money

Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!

Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"

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Fellowship

Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)

Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"

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burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

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Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.

Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."