Glazed Picasso

When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.

random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?

me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!