switch lobby

The lobby you get when you load up fortnite and queue with your friend who is playing on switch. The opps are basically paralyzed in the hands and use their toes to play.

These lobbies leave you questioning if you're playing in a lobby full of AI or 6 year olds.

Sweet, David is on. We can dog some kids in a switch lobby!

*drops a 20 kill game* God bless you David, you always put us in switch lobbies against these poverty players.

Bro, these switch lobbies have me feeling like I'm facing dhruv in every fight...

dhruv

the most impoverished pit player to ever exist

usually has no more than 500 gold at any given point in time

prestige 15+ and his best item is plain reg 2s

yeah bro, at least i'm not as poor as dhruv

i may be at rock bottom but there's always a dhruv below me

the local crack addict on the corner of my street has a larger networth than dhruv

man, im so broke im feeling like dhruv today

cheese licker

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.

Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.