Fuzzed Up

1. When you pass out on a friends shag rug that is still shedding and wake up the next day covered in fuzz from the rug.

2. When you wake up and you are covered in fuzz to create the appearance you got gang banged by some teletubbies all night.

Batman: Whoa, I dont remember much after that 7th irish car bomb... I think I passed out on this rug.
Cornbread: Dude, you got pretty fuzzed up.
Batman: Word?
Cornbread: Word.

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coppell

1. City known for citizens with abnormal high rates of snobbery.

2. Birth place individuals with character traits similar to Dr. Evil.

Charles: Hey, so where are you from?
Sara: I'm from Coppellllll hmmmmmmMMMM *raises pinky to side of mouth*
Charles: uhmmm, ok...
Sara: MMMMmmmmm *sits back down in egg chair and pets cat*

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jungle bieber fever

1. When an individual of African American decent is diagnosed with symptoms associated with love for Justin Bieber.

2. A black person's love for little boys with long eye-grazing bangs

Jamarcus: Baby, baby, baby oh... i thought you'd always be miiiiiinnneeee...

Cornbread: Dude, you got a hardcore case of jungle bieber fever

Jamarcus: Word

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