roast beef pussy

dark brown vaginal folds, usually asian, but common to any darker women. sometimes due only to used up/beat up vaginas.

i got an asian porn so i could view roast beef pussy.

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nosy neighbor

this is when you pull aside the thong strap with one finger and dive into the muff face first. picture old lady peeking out the blinds.

i'm glad i wore my thong today because he said he wants to give me the old "nosy neighbor" tonight!

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ball burglar

bills fans everywhere should belong to this club/way of life. you make a small donation to some sick kids and get a ball burglar mask. you wear the mask when the bills need to take the ball back! and they will!

everyone in the stadium put on their ball burglar mask and the bills did just that.

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dick tunnel

your mouth. a derogitory name for a persons mouth, also dick cave, dick hole, anything along those lines works.

shut your dick tunnel, you daft bitch!

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pteradactile flu

a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when you feel like youre going to die.

i don't wanna go home cause all my roommates have the pteradactile flu.

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lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

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brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

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