double knot

(v.) To insert both of your testicles into someone's anus in a sexual manner

I gave my (girl/boy)friend a double knot last night and I still can't get the smell off of my balls.

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pocket download

(v.) to steal something

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.