Tickle-Me-Emo

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.

Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!

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fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

lik-em-lo=luva

Someone who loves cunnilingus.

The likemloluva was ready for some downtown action

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