marlboro oyster

the multi-colored glob that long-time smokers sometimes cough up that vaguely resembles an oyster

smoker: ::coughs and spits glob on pavement::

guy: wtf? it looks like you coughed up a piece of your lung.

smoker: nah, that's just a marlboro oyster.

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cal is on me

Meaning you're carrying a gun on you. This is important in case someone is mad because you're styling on them.

oh u mad cuz i'm stylin on u,
u got better gear u couldn't style it on me,
plus the cal is on me,
so act up, and you gonna fucking have to lay down---
*WHAP*

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