death valley

the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part

guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass