No-Home-Bro

selling your home because a guy went inside of it and you're not gay.

“ Carl, you're homeless? What happened?” said Jon. ”Well,” Carl said. ”A dude went inside my house and didn't say no homo so I said No-Home-Bro and I sold it. I may be homeless but at least I'm not gay.”

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Intraperverted

To secretly be a pervert or stalker, while not revealing your identity

You may not know this but I am intraperverted. Now that you know, prepare to die!