guido

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

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