S'coopy

A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.

Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.

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Double Mac Davis

An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.

I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?

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diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

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Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

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fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

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landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

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okoge

Japanese term for a "fag hag," a woman who prefers the company of gay men.

I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.

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