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pig bottom

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

by guillermo August 25, 2003

394πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

by guillermo April 1, 2004

5πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by guillermo August 28, 2003


Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

by guillermo March 31, 2004

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by guillermo August 27, 2003


bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by guillermo August 29, 2003

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


nerfing

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.

He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!

by guillermo August 25, 2003

26πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž