snickered

The act of being cornered by someone who just won't shut up, thereby preventing you from going anywhere for a while.

Damn, Tom is talking John's ear off again. John is so snickered!

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fatlete

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

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Gay Peel

Occurs when a man starts to eat a banana and proceeds to peel the banana completely to the bottom before taking a bite.

Note: The gay peel only applies to men and the act is encouraged in women.

Mark, nice gay peel. Are you going to now give that banana head?

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