GTAC

An acronym used on instant messenger. Stands for "Gotta Take A Crap."

ChurlSux: So did I tell you how good this stoner rock album is?
Johnny L83K: No, not yet. Which one?
ChurlSux: The new Light The Fuse & Run. BRB GTAC.

14👍 7👎

mush

A Yankee townie. A Boston-area/New England version of a redneck.
Can be used by mushes as a term of endearment, like "bro." Also known as a "divya," which is an expression used by mushes to mean "awesome." "Divya, mush!" means "Awesome, dude!"
Matt Damon's character in "Good Will Hunting" is a mush.

"What's up, mush?"
"Nuthin' much, Ralphie. Just drinkin' these Millahs."
"Divya, mush!"

127👍 125👎

paypal walk of shame

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.

I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.

5👍 4👎

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

12👍 2👎

omen fart

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.

i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.

23👍 7👎

Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.

I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!

7👍 5👎

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

46👍 14👎