williamsbeard

A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.

"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."

"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."

"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."

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Bama

Originally, a Bama was a southerner (from Alabama, for instance) trying to blend in up north, but was so obviously country that it didn't work.
Now it's more general and just means something funny-looking, unsophisticated or country as hell.

"Why is dude still wearing BUM Equipment? That's some Bama shit!"

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Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

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Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

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e-lebrity

An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).

My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.

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ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

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mush

A Yankee townie. A Boston-area/New England version of a redneck.
Can be used by mushes as a term of endearment, like "bro." Also known as a "divya," which is an expression used by mushes to mean "awesome." "Divya, mush!" means "Awesome, dude!"
Matt Damon's character in "Good Will Hunting" is a mush.

"What's up, mush?"
"Nuthin' much, Ralphie. Just drinkin' these Millahs."
"Divya, mush!"

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