garabed

That one Armenian guy with a Mexican moustache who drives a Kia Picanto.

Person 1: who is that guy anyway?
Person 2: That's garabed. Chakhal in megene.

guluz

Our Lord and Savior. The amalgamation of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Roman Reigns, and The Joker. He is a one of a kind fellow. Likes facebook memes for some reason.

nothing is impossible.
GULUZ

karadj

Your average local whore

-Did she sleep with half the neighborhood men?
-Yes. She's the biggest karadj this town has ever seen!

Gregoire

The dumbest person you will ever speak to. Usually interrupts conversations but adds nothing of value. Overall super annoying. Avoid this man at all costs because his IQ is lower than the Mariana trench.

-You are the dumbest person I've ever met!
-Well, obviously you've never met Gregoire.