dependancy

A country that has been raped of national pride by becoming a dependancy of another. Dependancies will usually have a civil war after freedom, then prosper industrially.

Most of the world has been a dependancy of some country at one point. The first country to fight off the dependacy of their superpower occupiers will take their place

Roman empire takes over Britain.

Keeping an army is too expensive.

Roman army is hated anyway.

Roman army leaves to fight barbarians.

Britain becomes the world superpower.

Keeping an army in the colonies is expensive.

Colonials do not like the British army.

British army goes home after a war.

Colonies call themselves the USofA


USA becomes superpower

USA takes over..... afghanistan? The next superpower is Afghanistan? Germany? Iraq? Vietnam?

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major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

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queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

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dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

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ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.

The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.

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plane

Shorthand for aeroplane.

I just got off the plane an hour ago.

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ace of spades

Refering to holding the trump card of all, not caring for anything lesser

I don't share your greed, the only card i need is the ace of spades- motorhead

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