vauxhall

Once a luxury British car manufacturer until it was acquired by General Motors in 1921. From there on it ceased to be the biggest rival of Bentley, and was instead merged with opel, who GM accquired in 1926, and forced to produce cheap, nasty little cars, sub-standard to Ford. Vauxhall Make the same cars as Opel do, but they are only given the name Vauxhall in the UK, where they are also badged and named differently. Sometimes, when a new model is designed, Vauxhall will assume the name of the car it replaced under opel. Today, they occasionally make a good, fast car, but rarley. Also, Vauxhall barely do anything right without Lotus. Damn Americans, americanizing british car manufacturers and making them shit.

Fuck you GM. I'll send Osama after you.

Vauxhall Nova = Opel Corsa

Vauxhall Corsa = Opel Corsa


The Corsa replaced the nova, but they had the same name on the continent.

Vauxhall cavalier= Opel Vectra

Vauxhall Vectra = Opel Vectra

Vectra replaced the Cavalier, but Opel customers thought they were later editions of the car.

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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.

OMGOMGOMG! Nursery crime, get 'im!

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punch-up

Slang (Mainly Brit.)


Slugging Fist-fight which will often involve fairly even numbers and teams of around 5-10 a piece (usually, there are exceptions such as major punch-ups). The fight will continue until either all competitiors have ejected themselves but the victor, or until a form of authority has arrived to separate everyone.

We had a punch-up in the local park over the weekend.

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XJ220

Beautiful beast of a supercar made in small numbers by Jaguar. Once the worlds' fastet road car. STILL faster than any road ferrari. An awesome bargain, and favourite with celebrities. Surprisingly, not a posers car, but one owned by genuine car maniacs.

Best car EVAR!!!!!!111!!!12!

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hasta la vista

See hasta la vista, baby

no example

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ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

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sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

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