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The Blitz

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.

The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.

by gumba gumba April 13, 2004

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ivf

In Vitro Fertilisation.


In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.


This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.


The word is sometimes used as an insult

Your parents had IVF to get you, because your dad has one ball!

by gumba gumba May 27, 2004

51πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"

I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.

by gumba gumba April 11, 2004

99πŸ‘ 238πŸ‘Ž


zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by gumba gumba April 7, 2004

28πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

by gumba gumba May 29, 2004

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


skullkid

A free game on some website that tend to occupy 10%-50% of the computer screens at my college at any given time.

W000000+!


GUY:I aced skullkid for the 7646th time this year!

Gumba: stfu, no-one gives a shit.

by gumba gumba April 11, 2004

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


bobo

Some Jamacian greeting. Means idiot or something.

BOBO! Jah busted mah ryde rude-boy!

by gumba gumba February 21, 2004

208πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž