page 3

Glamour pornography of a topless woman found on page 3 of a British tabloid

I want to fuck a page 3 girl.

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squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

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Boney

Slang developed for Napoleon Bonaparté developed by the British Army when fighting his troops. This was also used by the Prussian troops to some extent.

Boney is moving toward Russia. The Huns intend to stop him

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yoko ono

Second wife of John Lennon. Often blamed for the break-up of the Beatles when infact she just happened to be there. This is called yoko syndrome

no example

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the rock

see alcatraz

no example

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yoko

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome

Yoko looks strange.

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kiss and tell

(v.) To sell ones' story about a sexual liasons with a famous person, describing them so that the moronic readers/listeners/viewers can imagine what fucking a celebrity is like.

she does kiss and tells.

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