nike

Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.

Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.

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MM

2000 in Roman numerals.

MLMXXXIV =1984

XXIV = 2004

roman numerals are gay

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sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

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zion

A place of spiritual enlightenment.

Gettin' closer to zion.

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pommy

Supposedly, this is a strain insult. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

Strain: dumb pommy, we bite yow at rugbuy!

Pom: oh, what are you going to call me next? Ros bif? Limey? hahahaha ahahahaha!

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doodle

(n.) penis

(n.) random, thoughtless drawings on whatever topics happen to be flowing through the artisits' head. Often done to relieve boredom.

"Homer, I can see your doodle!" - Ned Flanders


"I was so bored at work today. I just burned time doodling caracatues of my colleagues. I gave my boss a tail."

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pissed

1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

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