nhs

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.

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rayden

Rayden is a charactor that has appeared in all Mortal Kombat games. He is the thunder god, and the leader of the earth resistance against shao Kahn.

Back, Back, Forward to do his "superman" move.

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badgerbadgerbadger

badgerbadgerbadger.com


Strange, compulsive website. Part of that weebl and bob enterprise. The mother site also contains other versions of the cartoon, such as a resident evil version.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


snake! argh! snake!

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red action

1) An action that would be considered communist.

2) Bolshevik action.

3) Intercourse with a red haired person.

4) Intercourse with a Redneck

5) Intercourse with a woman during a particular time of the month.

In general, red action is either evil, fun, or sick.

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popeye

Now discontinued cartoon from the forties and fifties about an oddly proportioned american sailor who constantly got into fights, where he was the underdog. He would, at a pivotal point, consume spinach, and become immediatley brawnier as a result. Immensely popular, and famed for his arch-enemy bluto, girlfriend Olive Oil, and his ridiculously large biceps. He also had one squinted eye, one that protruded, a speech impediment, a pipe, and incoherant ramblings that he would use to amuse himself.


The cartoon was a vector to get kids eating more greens so the could grow up to be just like him.

Q: what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed...



Oh, Popeye- Olive

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hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

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chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.

Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.

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