im

1) (n.) "Instant messanger"


A programme, usually downloadable for free, that allows people to chat in real-time. Many have integrated features such as file sending, two player games, pictures and drawing boards. They are basically an evolution of electronic mail that allows people to get closer to each other. The most popular IM programmes are aim, msn messanger, yahoo IM and icq

2) To use 1) to contact another user of IM's.

3) Mis-spelling of I'm.

1) I need to get a better IM

2) IM me tonight.

3) OMG IM GAY!!!!!111!2!ONE

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custom and tradition

(n.) What has been done for a very long time, although rarely recorded. Custom and tradition can often over-rule statute law.

An example of custom and tradition is leaving newspapers outside a newsagents' in the early morning, allowing them to be taken by passers by. The delivery company does not have to change its' ways legally because ti falls under custom and tradition, and this practice dates back to the first instances of newspapers in the western world.

tired

(v.) Quoting pulp fiction or Full Metal Jacket.

Dude that is so tired, I don't give a shit about Ezekiel 25:17 or your fucking rifle anymore. Go to bed you bastard.

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Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

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yippie ki-yay

Bruce Willis' signature phrase from Die Hard.

Yippie Ki-Yay motherfucker!

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-whore

Suffix for anyone who wins by sticking to a tried and trusted method, much to the disgust of his opponents.

Quake player1 has just fragged Quakefan84 with the rocket launcher

Quake player1 has just fragged Quakefan84 with the rocket launcher

Quake player1 has just fragged Quakefan84 with the rocket launcher


Quakefan84: Quake player1 is a rocket-whore.

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fake orgasm

When (usually a woman) pretends to reach orgasm to make their sexual partner feel better.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

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