kill the lights

"cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position"

kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me fuck this passed out jail bait.

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fo fo

1) Weapon of .44 calibre

2) A name for a small dog, esp poodles.

"Dis be da fo fo' magnum, da crunk fo shizzle blow yo head to tha moon!"


"Here, fo fo!"

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intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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Look up!

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pussy wagon

A car that helps male owners impress females a lot.

"It's a real pussy wagon.... GREASE LIGHTENING!" - John Travolta

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carry on regardless

(v.) To ignore distractions and barriers and continue ones' task.

Ignore them gentlemen, we'll carry on regardless!

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intel

Computer hardware company who are constantly advertising whatever expensive, overstated pentium crap they're pushing at that time. Strangely, my old intel pc never crashed until after I'd had it for three years.

French ICBM heading to springfield- intel inside.

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all-american

A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.


Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut


"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.

Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.


HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!

*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*

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