master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

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fo fo

1) Weapon of .44 calibre

2) A name for a small dog, esp poodles.

"Dis be da fo fo' magnum, da crunk fo shizzle blow yo head to tha moon!"


"Here, fo fo!"

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intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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pussy wagon

A car that helps male owners impress females a lot.

"It's a real pussy wagon.... GREASE LIGHTENING!" - John Travolta

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hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

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chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.

Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.

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poison

1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough

2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.

3) Alcoholic beverage

1) I've poisoned your dinner

2) Poison are like trannies

3) What's your poison?

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