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Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

by gummer stumps November 22, 2010

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by gummer stumps July 19, 2010

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


ex-benny

plural ex-bennies
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.

Great weekend, had the ex-benny over for lunch, she spent the weekend if you know what I mean.

It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?

by gummer stumps July 19, 2010

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


leftander

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.

Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!

by gummer stumps July 19, 2010

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by gummer stumps October 18, 2010

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


coolatude

A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.

What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!

by gummer stumps October 8, 2010

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


baristarist

Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.

Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!

by gummer stumps July 19, 2010

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž