hotmail

a free e-mail service provider for extereme n00bs who are satisfied with only two mb of space, when gmail is offering more than 1000% percent of that.

hotmail is for pussies.

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funda

From the root 'fundametal' this is slang for the underlying principle in something usually complex.
Usually used in place of 'secret' when enquiring someone about their sex life, their recipies, their smooth hair, their popularity et cetera.

a: what is the funda of a cryogenic engine?
b: solid fuel, you dumbass

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boogie woogie

A term used for the Kama Sutra when talking about it in public.
Also used as a verb to describe the act of indulging in a position from the Kama Sutra.

I broke my neck trying to boogie woogie.

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Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

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baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

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cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

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fag

A verb, for the act of smoking a cig.

Those guys fag by the corner every evening.

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