vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.

Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck

jax off

to jerk off to the thought of Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus

let's jax off idk

The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree