oakland county

A county in southeast Michigan that is supposedly the second richest county in America, and is reknowned for being overly snobby and preppy.

I can almost sympathize with this definition, that is, if it was entirely true, as I live in the NOT so preppy part, a.k.a the nearly shitty ghetto area thats on the edge of East Detroit.

Other than the MAJOR demographic differences of the county (closer you get to Detroit, the population of Caucasians decreases) and economics (the closer you get to Detroit, the shittier the environment gets), everything about the sex and drugs is pretty much the same.

Take it from someone who lives in one of the crappier areas of Oakland County: it not what it's all cracked up to be. No pun intended.

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Euphemize

to put to sleep or put out of your misery

due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized

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hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)

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Basque

its a region in spain. just like glacians, castilians, and catalans, they dun like the spanish government. it is also a very unique langauge. it is unique because there are no roots of the language to neother language in the world. not even ancient greek or latin. some say that it was the decent of the langauge of cavemen.

"bai" means "yes" basque (i think)

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@junkmail

A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.

Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...

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veteran

any person who has been expierenced in a certain area for a long period. mostly used in terms of war.

my grandpa is a veteran of wwii and killed 10 nazis with his bare hands!

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elemental television series

a tv series where the central characters have the ability to manipulate the classical elements (water, fire, earth, air/wind, and aether/metal depending on the culture). some series include extra elements, such as ice, spirit, darkness, light, thunder, metal, etc.

in the series, the elementalists must battle an evil, and when one element is absent, they usually cannot carry out their objective. they are strongest when united.

also, each character's personality is usually reflected on their element. ex: fire is rash and impulsive; water is calm and collective; earth is nurturing and loyal; air is inquisitive and curious

some examples of elemental television series are:

Avatar: The Last Airbender
W.I.T.C.H.
Sailor Moon
Captain Planet
Xiaolin Showdown

of course, avatar and w.i.t.c.h are the best. :)

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