Red vs Blue

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.

Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.

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zambo

A Latino who is of African and Amerindian ancestory.

Zambos were the children of escaped African slaves who wandered into the Central and South American jungles, and took refuge among the sympathetic Mesoamericans who would also fall victim to the Spanish.

Maria Espanoza is a zambo; her mother is black and also has zambo ancestory.

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war

a delay in curing diseases that need to be cured.

with the millions we spend on war we need to spend it on curing stds and cancer!

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internet generation

the generation of teenagers born between the late 80s and early 90s. childern who were born in this generation are suberbly capable of operating the increased technological advances of this era (computers, ipods, the internet, other electronics)without much help from their parents, many of whom were generation x-ers.

other names for the internet generation are the iGeneration, and the MySpace Generation.

many teenagers who were born in the internet generation were also generation y-ers

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gun

a weapon used for family protection and keepin the king of england outta ur house. also useful for turnin out lights, openin cans, turnin on tvs and other home appliances.

also, guns dont kill ppl. ppl kill ppl. guns just make it way more faster.

King of England: I Dub thee, sir-...
Me: *Bang* Ur dead.

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opinion

something that ppl dont ask for on urban dictionary but at the same time, makes urban dictionary a lot more enjoyable.

its funny how all of the real definitions on urban dictionary have bad ratings, but the opinions that a vast majority of ppl agree with have 50+

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consumate

To make something official; usually used in a sense with making a marriage official via sexual intercourse.

The newly wed king and queen consumated their marriage on their honeymoon.

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