squirrel

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

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Taco Bell

a fast food restaurant that doesn't even exist in spain.

i dont know why some ppl think spainards eat taco bell all the time. taco bell is MEXICAN food, not spanish

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opinion

something that ppl dont ask for on urban dictionary but at the same time, makes urban dictionary a lot more enjoyable.

its funny how all of the real definitions on urban dictionary have bad ratings, but the opinions that a vast majority of ppl agree with have 50+

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consumate

To make something official; usually used in a sense with making a marriage official via sexual intercourse.

The newly wed king and queen consumated their marriage on their honeymoon.

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christmas shopping

see black friday or greedy

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.

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the chosen one

Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.

Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.

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cryptozoology

the study of hidden and mysterious creatures. its one of the coolest areas of science ever cuz u dun needa a degree. :D

Cryptids such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, el chupacabra, mothman, jersey devil, dover demon, the beast of gevaudan are some of the "common" creatures of cryptozoology.

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