gock

Anatomical term describing the grossly distended area of abdomen below the belly button and above the base of the scrotum sac.

"He wanted me to suck him off but his massive gock got in the way."
"Herman had tremendous problems finding pants to accomodate his enormous gock."

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guntastic

Derived from the word gunt, the term is pronounced gunt-tastic rather then gun-tastic. And it means fucking awesome!!

That party was a guntastic time!

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