church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

rat

Measurement of lenght; approx. 1 rat long (21 cm / 10-11 inches)

most commonly used to describe 1 rat-long rats

At A Bar:

Guy - Hey Baby, want to go somewhere more quiet?

Girl - sure, how l o n g are you?

Guy - gal, i got rat in my pants

Girl - that's nice

Guy *to himself, in a high pitched, goblin-like voice* - She does not know that i've hidden a live rat in my underpants

evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel