perrett

to be of comical stature; The size of a perretts feet are said to be a reflection of his/her dependancy on ones mother.

"I must check through my laundry before loading the machine,I may find a perrett".

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spod

Often a slang name given to fat fingered
potato headed people. Can be used also to describe the commonly seen inflation of such peoples eye lids when tired.

'look, here comes a sausage fingered ape man, oh no, it's spod'

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