greycat

My grey Cat is a Russian Cat that lives in Switzerland. It is subject to torture every day. It eats garbage and drinks ice cream every day. It is the cat of the mafia leader Denniez.

Denniez, stop throwing the "GREY CAT" by his tail around the house

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denniez

A russian Mafia Leader who is always high on hash and drugs, who drinks Vodka and never sleeps. Who loves his grey russian cat, and plays chess like Kasparov. Denniez owns Prussia

Denniez is stoned again. Denniez Mafia vs USA

Punk'd

when sumbody plays a trick on you

me-yo i gotta tell you sumthing
sum guy-wut
me-im pregant
sum guy-holy shit, how did this happen
me-haha you've just been punk'd

RIP-me..sum guy just killed me

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fire truck

a big red thing that makes specific ip grlz cry in corners

me:here comes a fire truck
LaU: ahhhh a firetruck
me:haha lau

DeDicaTeD 2 LaU

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