no homo

Everyone has a little gay in them. In fact, if you say this, it makes you more gay.

Person 1: No homo, man.
Person 2: Man, you literally smacked my ass just now.

Person: Okay. *hugs Person 1* Still no homo?
Person 2: *facepalm*

DMT

A drug that I will never smoke. For some reason, people see all these "elves" from another "universe" and think they're real and shit.

DMT is for crazy hippie psychos who need to come back to Earth. I bet someone will start a fucking Jonestown cult over it.