murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

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el poual diablo

the demon chicken. a 7 foot high wall of solid chicken muscle. this chicken hates all of mankind for deep frieing and eating its fellow chicken brethren. it will stop at nothing to kill any human who chews on a crusty chicken wing. colonal sanders watch out.

AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrgghhhhh! its el poual diablo!!!
el poual diablo: yes it is i el poual diablo. i have freed my chicken brethren and now i have come for you!

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