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flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.

All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.

by guyrogersj January 24, 2018

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