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Just because he is the most powerful man in the world doesn't mean to say that he speaks proper english!
What a fucking knob!!
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbour like you like to be liked youself"
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This word is actually the name of a boys car. The "Hilman Imp" is an English car and yes it is the biggest peice '0' shit you'll ever see. Someone should come an shit on it, and its driver!
Dude, i saw the Imp last night, it looked so crap i got a massive huge erection
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the extra flop of skin that lollops over the whole of the knob, very satisfying to twiddle
"so, what have you been doing all day?"
"ah you know, twiddling my foreskin"
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1)a porky crisp substance usually found in the shape of a small swine's ear
2) the flabtastic flab happy flab yeah baby
1) god i could murder a packet of economy greensmiths
2)what the hell is that bouncing down the road..... oh my god.... could it be..... it is....a big greensmith ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (runs away arms aflailing)
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