CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

soyboy

A boy, manchild, or misguided and immature teenager that has symptoms of a nice guy syndrome, but not enough deceitfulness to lie well enough to a girl to get sex from her. Ends up wondering why girls don't like him and why his friends don't respect him. Typically ends up either maturing as he gets older or goes through a period of arrested development until his 30s.

What happened to that cute guy you were dating? The uhh.., one who wrote those cute poems for you?

*Ugh* Him? Total soyboy?

Really?

Yeah, I couldn't tell soon enough.

Well, I didn't wanna say anything, you were really into him.

*Whines at the embarrassment* I KNOWWW..., I miss him.

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