whatev

abbreviated and much cooler version of what ever.

Hey we're not going to be able to go to lunch until 12:15.

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wrinkled air

A fart:
The wrinkled lines used in cartoons
to indicate smell.

I just made wrinkled air.

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I don't give a rats.

I don't care.

As in "I don't give a rats ass." Clever because, ass is implied.

Hey Brian, Jonas Brothers tickets go on sale tomorrow!

Brian: "I don't give a rats."

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