blard

adj. rambling on non-stop about about nothing of value.

Nicole is always blarding and taking up my time, it's so annoying.

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vagina funnel

A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.

"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."

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