⅋

Some dumbass guy forgot to make the ampersand right side up and now we got this "Dnasrepma" thing.

Person 1: ⅋
Person 2: Ok

qsxwdcefvrgbthnyjmukolp

You have nothing better to do and type the whole keyboard diagonally without the symbols.

- Person 1: I am bored as hell.
- Person 2: Then do someth-
- Person 1: Oh, i know! I will type the whole qwerty keyboard diagonally!
- Person 2: DONT DO IT
- Person 1: qsxwdcefvrgbthnyjmukolp
- Person 2: wait where are the symbols
- Person 1: oh right

>:(

A angry smiley. Used to show anger. (obviously)

I hate the fact that someone stole my wallet. >:(

❅

❅, aka "Tight Snowflake", is used when you're in temperatures that give you hypothermia.

-Please help me, i am in the middle of a blizzard! ❅
-no
-ok

¹/₈

A half quarter. One eighth.

I threw ¹/₈ of my brain out the window because urban dictionary doesnt recognize " " as a character.

(* ^ ω ^)

Used to tell people that you have a flower on your right cheek

Person 1: hi
Person 2: (* ^ ω ^)
Person 1: you have a flower on your right cheek?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: ok

.bat

A batch file, similar to .exe.

Person 1: Hey look, i have a .bat file!
Person 2: Whoa look a programmer!!!!!!!