fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

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candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.