mark-us

a douche who is obsessed with their own anus, as well as everyone else's. characteristics of a mark-us are an undeserved sense of self-worth, a know-it-all attitude, metro sexual clothing, a very disturbing fondness for the trombone, and an all-consuming fear that nobody actually likes you.

Did you see that guy beating off with trombone grease? What a mark-us!

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