Flintstones

The feet of someone who has "cankles" or has chubby feet.

Hey girl- you get your flintstones off of the couch!

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stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

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Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

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Menema

The action that a girl needs to take when her circle of friends include a continuous rotation of the same men. Global in action, this requires complete severance with prior male companions to find new ones.

Daughter: Gee all of these boys seem to be a bunch of losers going no where.
Father: Gosh honey- sounds like your life needs a menema!

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087

Zip code for Kingsville, MD. 21087. Referred to by locals as "the 087".

Jim: Hey bud- where you going tonight?
Bill: Aw- we're going up to 087 to chill.

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Shammy

Another name for a front butt or a butt in the front. A huge gut that goes to the lap.

Wow- when she sat down did you see that shammy?

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throw a 7

To die or stop living. In the dice game of craps, a shooter "craps out" when they roll a seven and all bets are cleared from the table. The end of someone's life. Past tense would be "threw a seven".

Bill: "How is your grandma doing these days?"
John: "Well she is sick now and grandpa is concerned that she might throw a 7..."

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