dirty vayren

a guy who always sleeps late due to the force of all the dildos in his ass acting upon his organs. He finds the satisfaction of shoving old ladies dildos in his ass and really turns him on. He is one dirty ass motherfucker but has a great sense of humor

Guy 1: oh look he's definitely a dirty vayren i can see the dildo sticking out his ass
Guy 2: yeah he looks tired too