What's wrong with you? Why did you just press your face against the keyboard and drag it across to make this word?
Billy: Hey man, what do you th ckjl;flaKKJUuhgu
Joel: What?
Billy: Sorry, fell into my keyboard.
You misspelled the word apple. What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not know how to spell the word apple?
Hey mom, do you have any aples le- I mean apples. I meant to say apples. Please stop laughing at me I'm already really embarrassed about it. Wait why are you pulling out your phone. *Gets notification on own phone* YOU PUT IT ON FACEBOOK?!